This post arises almost entirely from the dumbest of dumb Internet Forum threads. (Skip below for shorter version)
First of all, let’s start by referring everyone. And yes, this means you, Aggie Trolls, to these two previous posts on the matter. A & B.
Alright done reading all that garbage yet? Good. For those of you who just want to read this post we’ll give you the short version:
Robert Griffin was asked about the Heisman trophy this year and he didn’t outright mention Johnny Manziel as a contender, so this is Aggie’s response:
These are actual quotes.
“As for RGIII, the obvious snub is just embarrassingly childish. Current college players, including Manziel, show far more maturity in congratulating each other for their performance despite rivalries.”
“…maybe more of an organized effort by some Big12 institutions to slight A&M at every chance.”
“Pathetically childish holding a grudge like that when you have a vote that counts.”
The rest of the quotes are too crass for us to even want to post on our site.
Alright now are you up to speed? Good.
Now here is our reaction:
WHAT??
There are SO many things for us to start in on here. The fact that there are three full pages of the worst kind of vitriol towards an individual you will ever see? The fact that they pulled a random interview with RGIII given by his teammate and a former wrestling announcer? The fact that we out-staged them once again by following up their win over ‘Bama with a destruction of Kansas State in a city that Sports Illustrated described as: where ranked teams go to lose? The fact that there is a supposed freaking conspiracy theory within the Big 12 to bring down Aggie (in other news we’ve never been to the moon, Tupac lives and Abraham Lincoln did hunt vampires)?
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Not to mention forgetting entirely to mention the more feasible conspiracy that Kevin Sumlin is actually Bernie Mac?
Aggie, the reason no one likes you is because you think everyone is out to get you. You hate players and teams that have been successful because while you believe in your head you’ve always had success, you’ve really just always been mediocre. You have this way of spouting incoherent groupthink that makes everyone else shudder.
You know how there is always “that guy” who complains about how they don’t fit in with the group? “That guy” who talks poorly about everyone that they come in contact with because no one seems to like him and “that guy” who is always wondering why “everyone else seems to think” something and he doesn’t see it that way? And you know how everyone but “that guy” knows he is the problem?
Want to know why everyone else sees that RGIII is classy and likable? Because Aggie, you’re “that guy.”
Our advice? Stop. Get over yourselves. And move on.
The Big 12 has.
- The BaylorGuys
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