The entire reason that I started writing for these guys was they coveted my problem-solving abilities. When they realized they would never ascertain them, like at all, they figured they’d hire me (that’s right, we get paid to do this). What is the problem that we are facing at the moment? No, it’s not that [...]

So, I’m sure some of you have been wondering where the heck we’ve been since school started. Well, to tell you the truth (I know, a novel idea), besides fighting crime, we’ve frankly been doing nothing. Now, I bet you’re asking yourself, “Self, I wonder why those BaylorGuys haven’t been posting if they haven’t had [...]

It’s that time of year again. We don’t have to go to class (but can’t go anywhere because we have class the next day), Baylor provides us with a great concert (ha…), and everyone takes a day off to be productive and responsible (ha again…). Let’s be real though, the Baylor heritage has blessed us [...]

So, I was thinking about Dia del Oso, which is now on the country horizon. I can almost taste the hot cakes and hear the clinking of the spurs already. I was also thinking about the fact that, despite the fact that maybe 1.3% of the Baylor populous owns one of his songs, we should [...]

Hopefully yesterday’s post was satisfyingly representative of our female populace here at Baylor. For you guys, in case you haven’t brushed up on your satire recently, here’s a list of things that Generic Baylor Guys (no, not a generalized version of us) think that Baylor girls like: 1. Guys running shirtless in front of Collins. One [...]