You know that email that you get every week that you never signed up for? That one where Baylor gloats about what it and its students and alums are doing? Oh.. you delete it the second you get it too? Oh, cool.
Here is our crack at a few headlines that we missed by deleting the emails instantly…
Baylor Alum has kid; It breathes
World’s Largest Collection of Lightning Bugs Held by BU Student
Baylor Discovers Atlantis Beneath Fountain Mall
Noah’s Ark Found by Group Associated with BU
Professor’s Research Leads to a Future without Needing to Breathe
Lace Dunn Incident Ruled a Mere Joke
Half of Campus Engaged Coming out of March
Can’t Find a Job? Robinson Tower is Hiring
Baylor Students Unveil Four Sided Triangle
BAYLOR :D
Alright now it’s time for a game.. without cheating, which of the following is the real Baylor Proud headline?
Distinguished Alumni Represent Baylor in Every European Country
Alum’s Invention Led to Modern Age of Technology
Students Perform Life-Saving Surgery Under Pressure
We’ll include the answer in tomorrow’s post – or you could go look it up for yourself, but we wouldn’t recommend dabbling on that site too long…
Finally, for our mobile viewers out there, we hope you enjoy the new look. It should work on most all mobile devices except the iPad – we just left it as is for it.
Students Discovering New Ways to Procrastinate,
- The BaylorGuys
My life’s goal is to have Baylor Proud acknowledge one of my epic dumps. I got one up to a couple Courics in size once, and it’s not like they’ve ever had anything better to write about than steaming piles of crap.