Innocently I walked into the valley of the shadow of tenth. It was a sunny day but a figurative dark cloud loomed over all. I know that it rains on the just and the unjust but the unjustness of the unjust of the unjust was bringing it upon everyone that unjust Thursday. It was not until Monday that the scales were removed from my eyes as I had been blinded by colors nearly as bright as the transfiguration.
The smell of Dr. Pepper was stronger than the pile of carcasses Sampson piled up in the midst of his jawbone slinging. “Do not get drunk with Dublin Dr. Pepper” I cried! To which a visor wearing, frat looking man of about 26 years of age responded “I didn’t drink any of that cane sugar stuff, just the regular DP.”
I trudged onward, burdened moreso and moreso byeth my surroundings. Then a light was revealed unto me and I journeyed theretofore Fountain Mall hoping for a word frometh the Lord. Instead, I receiv’ed a few vague references to inns around town and what was I’m mostly certain, a plug for a local bar from Pastor Jack Ingram.
This was not the most egregious sin committed by the “pastor” however, as when he began to play music it not only had instruments, and not only did it stir some awkward dancing amongst the crowd, but it was country music being voiced and played over the congregation. My head drooped in shame, had it come to this? Had Baylor become Texas A&M?
May it never be so!
- Unnamed, Pious, Freshman Lady of the Lord
(or maybe we wrote it in her unnamed name – do you see what we did there?)
- The BaylorGuys
[answer from yesterday: Alum’s Invention Led to Modern Age of Technology]
This is the first post that I have ever disliked. Seriously? It’s time to stop hating on Jack Ingram. It was a good show and a lot of people turned up for it. Just because we listen to country music here doesn’t mean we’re turning into A&M.
As a lifetime resident of Central Texas I will tell you there is one thing we hate more than anything, other Texans hating on our music. Country music and Central Texas are inseparable. If you don’t like it maybe you should have gone to UNT or U of H.
Love,
Your Avid Reader and Local Southern Belle
@Bre Perhaps we should have been more specific: It was “pop” country that was so wretched to the unnamed freshman lady’s ears.
This, however: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzldLJcorbo – might just be our anthem here at BaylorGuys.com
In the end, to each his (or her) own.
@Bre
LOL.
Um, what show were you watching? Jack Ingram was lame.