So.. unbeknown to most everyone at Baylor yesterday, the Aggies down south posted a link to our little diddy “Party in the 254″ in one of their very prestigious and honorable sports forums. We normally only poke fun at ourselves here at Baylor, and it’s true – at heart we BaylorGuys do like the place to a degree! We’re pretty big Baylor sports fans, and we don’t miss games (we just don’t take ourselves too seriously and are able to laugh at our own strange and inexplicable loyalty to this place).

However, we’ve made an exception once before for those down south and we plan to expand that exception to always. Like we’ve said before, if we were at A&M we would have so much more to make fun of than we do here!

These are some of the comments in the thread:

“That is probably the dummest thing I have ever watched in my entire life. I will never get those 3 minutes back.” (it was two minutes long)

“I think they miss spelled ‘Baylor Guys’… what they meant to put was ‘Baylor Gays’” (you know, we hadn’t thought of this one before! and it’s misspelled – good attempt though!)

“I award them no points, and may God have mercy on their souls.” (no points? Oh! You mean like the no points you scored when Oklahoma beat you 77 to 0? Or what kind of points are we talking here?..)

and finally, “We need to stop the Baylor threads. It just proves a rivalry is brewing.” (BINGO!)

Now.. from what we can determine here.. there are 1 in 4 Aggies with at least a decent amount of intelligence.

You see, being an Aggie means following a doctrine. Not a Baptist doctrine like we sort-of-semi-kinda-alittle-do, but a cultish doctrine.

Being an Aggie means incorporating crazy, over-the-top traditions into your everyday life based on years and years of mediocrity. Despite what they may have you believe, not only have the Aggies not finished in the top 25 in over 10 years, but they also only have ONE national championship in football.. and that one was in 1939.

We aren’t here to argue that our athletic program is stellar, or that we’re going to beat people 77-0 (sorry to bring that up again). But that’s exactly our point.. When you have a mediocre sports program, you don’t go around whooping, bending over and yelling at midnight… that is unless you’re a part of a cult.

In the end we welcome all criticism – because our one and only goal is to cause procrastination (even for you folks from College Station). Especially since the Aggies, coupled with the shared sentiment held by most Baylor students about parking, caused us to set another record yesterday for most hits on our stuff in a 24 hour period (that’s also known as a “day,” aggies).

All of this is shared with you, so that the next time someone from the maroonside starts to goad you about Baylor, you’ll know how to react (that is, if you didn’t already know).

And to conclude: Next time you hear an Aggie say something stupid like, “HAHA GAYLOR” or  “LOL YOU GO TO BAYLOR” or some other derivative of, “HAHA YOU GO SKOOL (insert gay joke)” – just smile, nod and let them continue celebrating their Traditional Mediocrity.

-The BaylorGays…we mean Guys.

P.S. All Aggie fans are more worried about this year than they’ll ever let on. !sraeB mE’ ciS