So what if we didn’t post last semester? At least when we took our sabbatical it didn’t involve quitting on years and years of tradition…

We’ll let who that line was directed at sink in for a second, while also allowing you to get over your shock of our return.

Now. The question you may be asking is why in Rufus Burleson’s top hat hasn’t somebody in that ill-named BaylorGuys nonfraternity fraternity of antihilarity and lunacy posted?

And we answer your question with a question…

U MAD BRO?

You see sometimes a break is necessary, it helps you set your priorities straight and allows others when (had to get that first spelling error out of the way early) Heisman Trophies (yes we’re taking credit for Robert Griffin III’s Heisman Trophy and proof will lie within our internal servers until such time as we decide to expose it).

And by priorities we really mean one thing: we were way too consistent. We were more consistent than Baylor Proud’s double emails. And that is a fault we can no longer stand to BEAR (HA! aren’t you glad we’re back?). So as it stands we’re going to be inconsistent on purpose. But not so much so that we become consistently inconsistent (it’s kinda like if Kappa Delta decided to nonexistually [not a word freshmen.. don't use it in Thinking, Writing, and Coloring] exist).

You see, our very nature is derived from a desire to be inconsistent. We are after all… guys. (Yes, ladies, that one was for you). As a result, we don’t know when we’ll post but we will, and following us on twitter and facebook are your best options for knowing when to visit our homely blog.

Now for the freshmen who we have so awfully wronged in not providing them with content to feast their little eager eyes on while procrastinating on that Christian Scriptures test over everything they missed while stuffing their faces with doughnuts instead of paying attention in Sunday School growing up.. we truly regret to inform you: we don’t care about you.

In fact, since no one is here to protest, we decree that no one in the class of 2015 is allowed to lay eyes on this site, ever. So get off. (Guy #7 wants it to be noted that he will allow access for two minutes at a time at the cost of an Einstein Bagel and a pack of gushers).

So finally, since our nonexistent firewall can’t actually keep you freshmen out of here, please check out our about page to figure out what is going on… or just read through the hundreds of posts we have slaved over throughout our late night studies.

So welcome back to your procrastination destination. Your daily routine will involve us because we said so.

- The BaylorFreakingGuys

Oh and to that one kid who still knows where he is going… Take Highway 6 to College Station where you belong.

p.s. in case somehow you live underneath that weird sculpture in the Draper courtyard, Robert Griffin won the Heisman Trophy. (yes, every post this semester will remind you of it, and we still won’t have drilled it into your heads as much as the TPTB have done.)